Asianess...

90-100% FOB for life
60-89% Asian pride
50-59% Only half
30-49% White washed
0-29% Shame



1. [ ] you shop at T&T and costco -
2. [ ] you buy all your food at an asian supermarket
3. [x] you have never heard of longos
4. [ ] you fail if you get 80% or lower
5. [ ] your parents believe you can get nowhere in life everytime they see a 79%
6. [ ] you eat rice everyday
7. [x] you always have something that is fried/deep fried/steamed
8. [ ] your family never buys anything that is not on sale
9. [ ] you spend 10% or more of your spare time at fmp or pmall
10. [ ] you have been forced to play an instrument ever since you were little
11. [ ] your parents want you to be a doctor or lawyer
12. [ ] you go for dim sum every sunday with your grandparents
13. [ ] you get no allowance
14. [ ] your parents say your allowance is being able to live in their house
15. [x ] you have black hair
16. [ ] your parents always fight for the bill
17. [ ] you cannot date until you are done university
18. [x] you have to meet and greet your 200 relatives at big family gatherings
19. [ ] you have no idea what egg rolls are
20. [ ] you get boot lag dvds
21. [ ] your parents question you about how good your friends are
22. [x] your parents ask you if your friends are smart
23. [ ] you are told, "study until your done university, then you can have fun when you retire"
24. [ ] if you ask your parents about how they lecture you for 1 hour about how you should pay more attention in class
25. [x] you mainly go to chinese restaurants when you go out
26. [ ] you never order anything other then the main course
27. [x] you love sushi
28. [ ] your parents keep your red pockets at CNY
29. [ ] you are pro at math
30. [x] you can't tell what kind of meat you are eating half the time
31. [x] once you get yelled at it never stops cuz it is like a chain reaction to all your bad deeds
32. [ ] white ppl pretend to speak chinese in your face and u say screw off back in english hoping they will understand
33 [ ] people mistake you as japanese or korean or mando or canto
34 [ ] people give you shame because you do not talk to them in chinese when they do
35 [x] you know the chinese zodiac and the order by heart
36 [x] you have a cat thing with chinese on it somewhere in your house
37 [ ] your family tree is bigger than you can imagine
38 [ ] your family drives a toyota or nissan
39 [ ] your parents yell at you because someone did just a bit better then you at something
40 [ ] if you get 99% on a test your parents yell at you about the 1%
41 [x] if you dont want to go to university your parents think you you failed in life
42 [ ] you wear clothes your sibling use to wear
43 [ ] you karaoke regularly
44 [ ] you are the master of DDR and never fail
45 [x] you love bbt
46 [ ] you can not get a haircut longer then 1cm or it is considered a punk haircut
47 [ ] the only sports you care about are badminton and ping pong
48 [ ] your parents never take the blame for anything
49 [x] you dyed your hair blond or red
50 [x] you use to get beat when you were bad
51 [ ] you can only date an asian
52 [ ] your parents stalk you when your on the computer
53 [x] you watched chinese shows at some point in your life
54 [x] when someone sees you they automatically think you understand chinese
55 [x] when an esl joins your class you are expected to translate for them
56 [ ] you buy all your clothes from PMALL or FMP
57 [ ] none of your clothes cost more then $15
58 [x] you go crazy for Chinese singers
59 [ ] your grandparents love casino rama
60 [x] you are Asian
61 [ ] you live in a neighborhood full of Asians
62 [ ] you listen to asian music more than English
63 [x] you can read and write chinese
64 [ ] if you could only know one language you would pick an Asian one
65 [ ] when you get in trouble your parents take away your belongings
66 [x] you celebrate moon festival
67 [x] you celebrate CNY
68 [ ] you know how to play mahjong
69 [x] you have a chinese word somewhere in your house
70 [ ] you own a fish or turtle as a pet
71 [ ] you go to a school which is 90% asian
72 [x] you have traveled to Asia at least 3 times in your life
73 [x] you were born in a part of Asia
74 [ ] your FOB and you're proud
75 [ ] you use the peace sign in photos regularly
76 [x] you talk to your friends in chinese
77 [ ] you write to your friends in chinese
78 [ ] you are good at playing chinese chess or checkers
79 [ ] you play slapping games which cause PAIN
80 [ ] you know martial arts
81 [x] more then 75% of your friends are asian
82 [ ] your families house smells like the local dim sum place
83 [ ] you have a single eyelid
84 [ ] you correct your friends when they hold chopsticks wrong
85 [x] 75% of people you know are four eyed
86 [x] you make deals with your parents to get what you want
87 [ ] your family gives out chinese candies for halloween
88 [ ] your parents wear the same thing you wear except it looks creepy to you
89 [ ] you own a pingpong table or badminton rackets or just pingpong rackets
90 [x] you use limewire cause it is free
91 [ ] you download trials of programs and use keygens
92 [ ] you get a cheap computer then upgrade it 100 times
93 [ ] you watch chinese news regularly
94 [x] when it is sunny someone in your family uses an umbrella
95 [ ] you never waste and always take leftovers if no one wants it even if it is a scrap
96 [x] your parents never eat pizza or burgers if they dont have to
97 [x] your middle name involves your chinese name
98 [x] you know your chinese name
99 [x] you know how to ask for red pockets
100. [ ] you plastic wrap your controls

results:
30-49% White washed
I got 36%?? nooo way.